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Big Show this Saturday!!!
This Saturday, May 19th,
Aberrant Behaviors and the Chico Theater Company presents…
Comedy Night for Grads!
This will be huge night of live comedy featuring:
- Improv
- Sketches
- Stand-up from Will Craig and Justin Bryant
- Music from our guest Karen Joy Brown
Doors open at 7pm. Show starts at 7:30pm.
Tickets are $8 or $6 for students.
You can get your tickets in advance right here!
Parents bring your grads, grads bring your parents and everybody laugh!!!
I’ve written a sketch, will be running tech, AND be doing some stand-up comedy for this show!!! This is short notice but definitely catch this one if you can!
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Aberrant Behaviors: Love is in the air...
Aberrant Behaviors stars in
Not Quite Valentine’s
On February 11th we will be doing a show at our new home, The Chico Theater Company. The show will feature live sketches, Improv performed by Trevor Allen, Ashley Brownfield, Justin Bryant, Ken Chapman, Crystal Anne Libby, Damon…
I wrote two sketches and will be running tech for this show. This is the group’s first show at the Chico Theater Company, and it’s also the most technologically involved, so it should pretty interesting. The theater itself is quite impressive with an A/V system that is leaps and bounds ahead of anything you’d expect in an averaged sized town. If you’re in the Chico area, definitely come out this Saturday!
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sWill #02
The Craziest Sex Dream I Ever Had…
So I’m on top of this girl. It’s the missionary position. While we’re going at it I decide to slow down a bit. I look her in the eye and I start to kiss her. I move, slowly and gently to her cheek, and then carefully to the area just below her ear. Then I start moving downward to her neck. As I slowly make my way to her chest she outstretches her left arm. I decide to have my hand travel up her arm, using my fingers as if they were tiny feet, slowly tip-toeing upward until our hands meet.
Our hands clasp together like we were ice-skaters. They start writhing to the motion of our bodies rubbing against each other. We are like this for awhile. Then I decide to take my hand and cover her small delicate fingers. I close them in a fist and begin to massage her knuckles. Then I move my hand down to her wrist. While doing this I lift myself off of her and again, look her right in the eye. Then I take her fist and start hitting her head with it while shouting, “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?”
Then I wake up.
Now just so you know, I wasn’t hitting her violently, but it wasn’t playful either. It was kind of like how your older brother might do it to you. Which is weird because my older brother used to do that me, but never while we were having sex.
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Expired License #1 / I Made This #2
Sometimes You Just Need an Outlet
I made this almost a decade ago and it serves no purpose except to become the greatest t-shirt ever.
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sWill #01
I saw this guy in line at the grocery store who had extremely white teeth. He was being a huge asshole to the old lady in front of him, so I present to you…
Insults I Never Said But Should’ve To That Guy With Extremely White Teeth:
Your teeth are so white they sold your tongue into slavery!
Your teeth are so white the only reason they’re in your mouth is because they colonized it!
Your teeth are so white your mouth is surrounded by Occupy Wall Street protesters!
Your teeth are so white they’re addicted to meth!
NOTE: Only white people do meth and are part of the 1%.
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I Made This #01
I made this for the Aberrant Behaviors comedy troupe in Northern CA.
